Complete the following sentence:
Confessions of a _______________

I would complete the sentence as Confessions of a drunkard.
A drunkard is never talking sense and usually violent. They like to talk about their problems when they are drunk. However, being drunk doesn't mean being bad. Drunk people usually spit out all the truth. Thus, a confession of a drunkard is reasonable.

A drunkard was staggering down the dark alley and his face red as a beetroot. He was close to vomiting all his food out but he kept drinking. A emotionless face would usually mean someone who would not say anything. But this man, would say everything and anything about his life. He spurted: " Sigh, my life is simply miserable, I divorced with my wife a long time ago, my 3 year-old child did not want a drunkard to care for him and I have no job. Could life get any worse? I think so. I am almost running out of money and I still own the loan shark loads of money. The recent missing cashers were all stolen by me. I wanted to pay back the loan shark all the money but I could not help to buy myself some vodka and feel the warm liquid enter my blood stream and sooth my whole body. I live in the streets and is usually robbed by other people living in the streets. I really regretted sipping my first bottle of vodka... "

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